The People You Won't Miss

A bunch of people we won't miss upon leaving campus... here's to never having to hold that drunk bitch's hair again!

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May 4, 2012 | By Saundra Michelle

Tags : Virginia Tech

So You're Considering Day Drinking...

Congratulations! You've made the first right decision, now read on to take the proper next steps. 

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Conquering Summer Interships

There may be no rogue bears, but yes, there are vicious animals luking in those cubicles.

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The Black Sheep Commencement Speech

To the graduating class of 2012, we give you our Black Sheep-inspired commencement speech. 

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Dr. Seuss Speaks about the Stadium Woods Debate

A poem about the Stadium Woods Debate, in the voice of the Lorax. 

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Finals Week: A Rant

With finals week upon us, we just want to rant a little bit. 

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April 30, 2012 | By Danielle Lewis

Tags : Virginia Tech

Top Ten: Things to Do To Tour Groups

With all the tour groups on campus these days, here are ten things you can do to have a little fun with them. 

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April 27, 2012 | By VT Staff

Tags : Top 10 Virginia Tech

A Review of Downtown Cupcake (on 4/20): A Parody of Collegiate Times review

Gwen went to Downtown Cupcake on 4/20 and finally got around to writing a review about it. 

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April 26, 2012 | By Gwen

Tags : Virginia Tech

Social Media Strife

Annoyed by dumb people on various social media outlets? Well look at that, so are we!

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April 19, 2012 | By VT Staff

Tags : Virginia Tech

Taking Over Your Frat Brother’s Apartment

Incredibly convenient, or royally stupid? We ponder this thought. 

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April 18, 2012 | By VT Staff

Tags : Virginia Tech

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Egregarious

The act of being funny and affable to the point of awkwardness.

Samantha had to break up with Julian because of his egregarious nature. The final straw was when he fondled Jessica’s breast because Jessica playfully asked him to.

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