The Terrifying Habits Your Parents Developed While You Were Out
- By Hannah Borland
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- May 22, 2013
Don't think for a second that since you've been gone your parents haven't reverted back to their sex-havin, drugs-smokin' days before you came and ruined everything.
MORECheese Outranks Oral Sex in Columbia Student Poll
- By Burt Reynolds Stache
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- April 30, 2013
Would you rather cut the sex or cut the cheese? Students at Columbia are doing some either incredibly wrong or terrifyingly right.
MORETo Our Dearest Berkeley Girls
- By Britney Karim
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- April 25, 2013
We've told guys how to find girls on campus, now it's time girls know why they're not getting laid.
MOREBoobies, Booties and Homework
- By Jessica Fisher
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- April 16, 2013
As the Internet took its first steps, we took ours. As our hormones rose—among other things—the popularity of X-rated websites did the same. Long gone are the days of typing misspelled genitalia into the AOL search bar. In some part of the country, porn is now available as course credit.
MOREHow to Get the Girls — A Puppy
- By Nicole Germany
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- April 1, 2013
Just dragging along a dog isn't going to make girls flock to you, there needs to be a slight effort involved.
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WhoronationDefinition
The first time a woman is called a derogatory name by a male because she would not put out.Sentence
“Lindsey received her whoronation when Seth called her a skank for not giving him head in the bar bathroom.”
